*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
sims 4 advertising “gay sims” like we havent been making our sims gay since the game first came out lmfao
i SUDDENLY GOT REALLY MAD AT THAT CAN YOU TELL I NEED SLEEP YET
oH GOD PEOPLE ARE REBLOGGING THIS
How to get a girlfriend:
- Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
- Nickname her “Dandelion”
- Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.
and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps
one day i will stop reblogging this gifset
today is not that day
pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story
Cory with the veneers/ fixed teeth
im laughing so hard he goes for a high five and shes just like nOPE U SON OF A BITCH
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
Rixton On The Road - The O2 Academy Islington + faceless